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The fog has lifted.......
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Wanted: For stealing some of the best music ever made, and for some night club shooting. Reward: 12 cents. Use caution for suspect will get a fellow rapper to shoot you.
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Wanted: For poisoning pop culture with some of the poorest excuses for entertainment the world has ever known. Reward: A world without him.
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Wanted: For laying down on Broadway. Reward: 32 cents or doors. Use caution cause if you see an actual lamb lay down on broadway, it could lead to your eventual castration. Be Advised.
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Wanted: For ruining the Baltimore 104.3's Survivor/Kansas concert at the Aberdeen Proving Grounds. Reward: Pieces of 8 Cents. Use caution, suspects have "too much time on their hands" and could use it to infect you with their atrocious"music".
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Wanted: For neglecting to play "Burning Heart" during their June 16th performance. Reward: 27 cents. Use caution, suspects have trouble deciding if it's "east vs. west, or man against man".
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Wanted: For making some really horrible movies, especially for ruining the brat pack movies, and the Batman series. Reward: No Batman 6 or St. Elmo's Fire: The Reunion.
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Wanted: For being an arrogant, cocky bastard. Reward: No more Van Dam vs. Kane matches to open RAW.
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