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There is nothing more annoying than waking up with bugs crawling on you. Believe me, I wouldn't lie to you about this.
Now suddenly you think you can have all the fun without informing me? Is that it? Distract me with prog-mail while you change the very thing that I have strived to make beautiful. Steve Railsback would take you to task mister. Don't give me that look either, it's because of people like you that we still allow the Dutch to vote.
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Jesus With A Propeller
Have you ever noticed that whenever you're all alone and everything is completely quiet |
Dear lord... |
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And if I choose not to?
Is it just me, or does the idea of killing a dog seem almost unthinkable, yet killing a cat might not be that bad. I mean, I'm not a cat butcher or anything, I don't think I'd get a rush from killing a small, furry, defenseless animal. But really, cats aren't defenseless. When you look into a cat's eyes there's something there, and I think you know what I'm talking about: Satan. Satan, right there in those little cat eyes. And you just know that cat would kill you if it could, hell, right now, as you're reading this, your cat is plotting your death and you're too stupid to realize it. Oh you poor bastard, may god have mercy on your soul. Slaughtered by a feline house pet. I'll stick with my dog, thank you very much. See you and tabby in hell. |
Lucifer |
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I'm not a big fan of the Adkins diet...
Life is amazingly cruel. For God's sake, they don't even show re-runs of ALF. |
Rob Sheppard |
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